My Ultimate New Year's Resolution

Diet , lose Weight, Burn Fats ano pa bang ibang term, ilang libong beses ko na yatang sinabi to ha, pero this time truelulu na talaga to, this is it ( etchos ) ito na ang sukdulan ng katabaan ko, what i need ??? ummmhh!!! (1) tape measure (2) Weighing Scale na matibay (3) kankunis and Biguerlai herbal tea (kamusta naman yun) (4) sang katirbang Xenical (5) at Sang Katutak na Exercise Videos: Bump n Burn all Volumes, Hiphop Abs all Volumes, Basic Workout 1 n 2, Taeboo, Aero Dancing, Pilates etc etc (6) alaxan Fr and Mefenamic ......Wish me luck. bwa!ha!ha!